What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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