also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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