she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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