only if we run a train.
done.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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She needs sedatives and a leash
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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