I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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