I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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