morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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