I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
