I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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