i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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