I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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