I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
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Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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