super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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