she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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