I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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