Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
