i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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