real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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