My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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