So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
only if we run a train.
done.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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