Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Randomize
