Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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