I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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