The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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