We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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