Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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