Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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