i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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