32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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