so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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