i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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