How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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