I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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