dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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