you would pick up someone in the library
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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