My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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