Acid is not a monday night drug
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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