I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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