flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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