I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Randomize
