pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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