i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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