I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize