Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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