Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
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