covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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