Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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