But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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