He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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