Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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