So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Please don't give away my fajitas
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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