I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
no you cant smoke seaweed
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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